| TYPICAL! Politician
1 day a politician found himself riding in a hot air balloon
lost. He reduced the altitude and spotted a woman below.
He descended a bit more and shouted. "Excuse me...
can you help me?
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I
doN'T know where I am."
The woman replied, "You are in a hot air balloon approx-
imately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40
and 41degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60
degrees west longitude."
"You must be a scientist," he said.
"I am," said the woman. "How did you know?"
"Well", he answered, "everything you told me is technically
correct, but I have no idea of what to make of your
information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly,
you've NOT been much help so far."
The woman below responded. "You must be a politician."
"I am," he replied, "but how did you know?"
said the woman, "You doN'T know
where you are,
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