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Is Windows a virus?

No.

Windows is NOT a virus.

Here's what viruses do:
1. They replicate quickly - OK, Windows does that.

2. Viruses use up valuable system
__resources, slowing down the system
__as they do so - OK, Windows does that.

3. Viruses will from time to time
__trash your hard disk - OK, Windows does THAT TOO!

4. Viruses are usually carried,
__unknown to the user, along with
__valuable programs and systems. <SIGH> Windows does THAT TOO!

5. Viruses will occasionally make
__the user suspect their system is
__too slow (See 2.) so the user
__will buy new hardware. Yup, Windows does THAT TOO!

Until now, it seems Windows is a virus, but there are
fundamental differences: viruses are well supported by their
authors, are running on most systems, their program code is
fast, compact, and efficient, and they tend to become more
sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is NOT a virus: The Net perks U UP... like a "GOOD" cup of Java... yah! :-D
it's A BUG!

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