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Railroad Job Interview
Benny wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. At his
the inspector asked him this question: "What would
you do if you saw 2 trains
heading for each other on the SAME

Benny replied," I would switch the
points for 1 of the trains."

"Good. But what if the lever broke?" asked the inspector.

"Then I'd run down to the signal box",
said Benny, "and use
  the manual lever

"What if lightning struck it?' asked
the inspector.

"Then..." Benny continued, "I'd run
back into signal box and
  phone the
next signal box."

"What if the phone was engaged?"

"Well ... in that case," perservered
Benny, "I'd rush  down
  out of the box
to use the public emergency  phone at the
  level crossing."

"What would you do if THAT was vandalized?"

"OH! Well then, I'd run into the village
and get my
  Uncle Toby."

This bizzarre response prompted the
inspector to
ask, "And just
WHY would you do that!?"

"Because Uncle Toby ... , he'sThe Net perks U UP... like a "GOOD" cup of Java... yah! :-D
 never seen a train wreck!"

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