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Wedding Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with
an unusual

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll
change the wedding vows. When you get
to the part where I'm to promise
to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking
all others, be faithful to her forever,'
I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave
part out." He passed the minister
a $100 bill and walked away

It is now the day of the wedding, and
the bride and groom have moved
to that
part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes
time for the
groom's vows, the pastor looks the young man in the eye and
says, "Will you promise to prostrate yourself
before her, obey her
every command and
wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning
of your life and swear eternally
before God and your lovely wife that
will NOT ever even look at another woman, as long as you both
shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and
said in a tiny voice, "Yes,"
then leaned
toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."

The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered, "SheThe Net perks U UP... like a "GOOD" cup of Java... yah! :-D
made me a 'BETTER' OFFER."

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