| Wedding Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with
an unusual offer.
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get
to the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking
all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave
that part out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away
It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved
to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes
time for the groom's vows, the pastor looks the young man in the eye and
says, "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her
every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning
of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that
you will NOT ever even look at another woman, as long as you both
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes,"
then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."
The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered, "She
made me a 'BETTER' OFFER."
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