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Box of Cigars
A defendant in a lawsuit
involving large
sums of
money was talking to
his lawyer.

"If I lose this case, I'll be ruined."

"It's in the judge's
hands now,"
said
the
lawyer.


"Would it help if I sent
  the judge a
box of
  cigars?"


"Oh no! This judge is a stickler
for ethical behavior. A stunt like that
would prejudice him against you.
He
might even hold
you in contempt of
court.

In fact, you shouldn't even
smile at the judge."

Within the course of time, the judge
rendered a decision in favor of the
defendant. As the defendant left the
courthouse, he said to his lawyer,
"Thanks for the tip
  about the cigars.

  It worked!"


"I'm sure we would have
lost the
 case if you'd sent them."


"But, I did
  send them."


"What? You
did?" said the lawyer,
incredulously.

"Yes. That's how we
  won the case."


"I don't understand," said the lawyer.

"It's easy. I sent the cigars to
the 
judge, but enclosed
the
plaintiff's business
card."
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