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A woman wants the inside
of her house painted and she
calls a contractor in to get started. They stroll
through the house, and she points out the
colors she wants.
She says, "Now, in the living
room, I'd like a nice beige."
The contractor mutters, "Umm, hmm...",
pulls out his pad of paper and writes on
it. Then he goes to the window, leans
out and yells, "Green side
Perplexed, the woman lets it slide as they
continue into the next room.
"Now in the dining room
I'd like an off white, bright
and airy." The contractor
nods, makes another note on his pad of
paper, then he goes to the window, leans
out, and yells, "Green side
The homeowner is even "more" perplexed
but still she's letting it slide. They move into
the next room. She says, "Here in the
bedroom, I'd like blue; a
peaceful, cool blue."
The contractor nods, "Yea, OK, that's fine",
writes a note ... . Yet again, he goes to the
window, leans out and yells, "Green
Finally, overcome with curiousity, the woman
has to ask, "Every time I tell you a color, you
write it down, but then you yell out the window,
'Green side UP!' What
on earth does that
The contractor shakes his head and says,
"Oh, that ... . I got 4 blondes
laying sod across
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