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The Computer Consultant's Fee
A mainframe computer on
which everyone in the office
depended suddenly went
down. They tried everything,
but it still wouldN'T work.

Finally, they decided to call
in a high-powered computer
consultant.

He arrived, looked at the computer, took
out a small hammer,
and tapped it on the
side.

Instantly, the computer lept
back to life.

2 days later the office manager
received a bill from the consultant for
$1,000.

Immediately, he called the consultant and
exclaimed, "$1,000 for fixing that
computer?! You were only here 5 minutes!
I WANT THE BILL
ITEMIZED!"

The next day, the new bill arrived. It read:
__Tapping computer with hammer:         $1
__ KNOWING WHERE TO TAP:          $1,000The Net perks U UP... like a "GOOD" cup of Java... yah! :-D

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