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Charged, but NOT used.
A man and his wife had been traveling
for 18 hours when they decided to stop
for a few hours to rest. They checked
into a nice hotel and slept for 4
hours
.

When they were ready to continue their
trip, they went downstairs to pay
their
bill. The desk clerk handed
them a bill
for $350.

The man exploded, and said
the
bill was too high,
asking to see the
manager.

The manager met them at the
front
desk and explained that the hotel

has an olympic pool and
a very nice conference
room, and that they were
available for the
couple's
use.


"But we didN'T use them!" the man

 complained.

The manager insisted that the room
and pool
were available for them, as
well as tickets
to several shows.

The man explained they didN'T use
any of those things, to which
the
manager
replied, "BUT YOU
COULD HAVE."


Finally, needing to get back on the
road,
the man wrote a
check for
$100.


The manager looked at
the check 
and said,

"This is only for
$100."


The man replied,
"That's right.
I
CHARGED YOU
$250 FOR SLEEPING
WITH MY WIFE."


"BUT I DIDN'T
SLEEP WITH HER!"

 the manager
exclaimed.

The man smiled and said, "Yeah, but
 she was
here and
YOU COULD HAVE.
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