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3 contractors were visiting an
amusement park the same day.
1 was from New York,
another from Ohio,
and the 3rd from Florida.
At the end of the tour, the guide asked
them what they did for a living. When
they all replied that they were contractors,
the guide said, "Hey, we need 1 of the
rear fences redone. Why doN'T
you guys take a look at it and
give me a bid?"
So to the back fence they all went ... .
1st to step up was the Florida contractor.
He took out his tape measure and pencil,
did some measuring and said, "Well, I
figure the job will run about $900:
$400 for materials,
$400 for my crew, and
$100 profit for me."
Next was the Ohio contractor.
He also took out his tape measure, pocket
caluclator, and pen, did some quick
calculating and said, "I can do this
job for $750:
$300 for materials,
$300 for my crew, and
$150 profit for me."
The New York contractor said,
ASTOUNDED, the guide looked at him
and said, "You didN'T even measure
like the other guys!
How did you come up with SUCH
A HIGH FIGURE?"
"C'mere..." he said.
"Now confidential like,
here's how it is:
$1,000 FOR ME,
$1,000 FOR YOU, AND
WE HIRE DA GUY FROM OHIO."
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