A drunk who smelled like a
brewery got on a bus 1 day.
He sat down next to
The drunk's shirt was stained, his
face was covered with bright red
lipstick, and he had a half empty
bottle of wine sticking out of his
He opened his newspaper and
tarted reading. A couple of minutes
later, he asked the holy man,
"Rabbi, what causes
"Mister, it's caused by loose living,
spending time with cheap, wicked
women, too much alcohol, and
contempt for your fellowman."
"Well, I'll be darned,"
the drunk muttered and returned to
reading his paper.
The rabbi, thinking about what he said,
turned to the man and apologized. "I'm
sorry, I didN'T mean to
come on so strong. How
long have you had arthritis?"
"I doN'T have arthritis, Rabbi,
but I just read in the paper that
THE CHIEF RABBI
OF JERUSALEM DOES!"
any "set of 10" jokes transcribed into Steno-K+ Notation.