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Steno-K+ Notation

A married man and his secretary were having a passionate
1 afternoon they rushed over to her place where they spent
afternoon making love. Then, they fell asleep, NOT waking until
8:00 pm.

Alarmed, they quickly dressed, and the man told the secretary
to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn. She
bewildered, but did as he asked.

Finally getting home, the man's wife met him at the door. She
asked him tearfully where he
had been. The man replied, "I can-
NOT tell a lie. My secretary
and I are having an affair. Today,
we left work early, went to her
place, spent the afternoon making
love, and then fell asleep. That's
why I'm late."
The wife looked at him, took notice of his shoes and yelled, "I
can see those are grass stains on your shoes.You
damn liar! You've been playing
The Net perks U UP... like a "GOOD" cup of Java... yah! :-D
golf again, haveN'T you?"

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