Ships Log The First Mate on a ship decided to celebrate an occasion with a "little" stowed away rum. Unfortnately, he got drunk ... and was *still drunk* the next morning! When the Captain noticed that his First Mate was drunk, he made an entry in the ship's log: "The First Mate was drunk today." When the First Mate sobered up, the Captain showed him the log entry. "Captain please doN'T let that stay in the   log", the First Mate said. "This could add months or years to my becoming a Captain myself." "Is it *true* you were drunk?" asked the   captain, already knowing the answer. "Yes, its true," the First Mate said. "Then if it is true, it has to go in the log.   That's the rule. If it's true, it goes into the   log, end of discussion!" said the captain sternly. Weeks later, it was the First Mate's turn to make the log entries. The First Mate wrote: "The ship seems in good shape. The captain was sober today."

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