| Ships Log
The First Mate on a ship decided to celebrate
an occasion with a "little" stowed away rum.
Unfortnately, he got drunk ... and was *still drunk*
the next morning!
When the Captain noticed that his First Mate
was drunk, he made an entry in the ship's log:
"The First Mate was drunk today."
When the First Mate sobered up, the Captain
showed him the log entry.
"Captain please doN'T let that stay in the
log", the First Mate said. "This could add
months or years to my becoming a Captain
"Is it *true* you were drunk?" asked the
captain, already knowing the answer.
"Yes, its true," the First Mate said.
"Then if it is true, it has to go in the log.
That's the rule. If it's true, it goes into the
log, end of discussion!" said the captain
Weeks later, it was the First Mate's turn
to make the log entries.
The First Mate wrote: "The ship seems in
good shape. The captain was
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