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1 day in court, the prosecuting
lawyer asked the farmer
on the witness stand, "At the scene of
the accident, did you tell the policeman
you had NEVER FELT BETTER in your
"That's right." The farmer replied.
"Well, then, how is it that you
are now claiming you
were seriously injured
when my client's auto
hit your wagon?"
The farmer explained. "When the
policeman arrived, he
went over to my horse,
who had a broken leg,
and SHOT HIM. Then
he went over to Rover,
my dog, who was all
banged up, and SHOT
When he asked me
how I felt, I JUST
IT WAS A WISE CHOICE
OF WORDS to say
I've NEVER FELT
BETTER in my life."
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