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Steno-K+ Notation

Cop versus Driver
"So, YOU DON'T KNOW how fast you
  were going.
I guess that means I can
  write anything I
want on the ticket, huh?"

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"WARNING! You want a warning?
  O.K., I'm
warning you NOT to

  do that again or I'll give you another

  ticket."
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"Yeah, WE HAVE A QUOTA: 2 more
    tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
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"No sir, WE DON'T HAVE QUOTAS
 'ANYMORE'.

We used to have quotas, but, NOW,
WE'RE ALLOWED TO WRITE AS
MANY TICKETS AS WE WANT."
The Net perks U UP... like a "GOOD" cup of Java... yah! :-D

Order any "set of 10" jokes transcribed into Steno-K+ Notation.Up, please. :oI