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CRAZY Zoo
While attempting to earn
some money
as a street
performer at the zoo,
an
out-of-work mime got an offer
from
the zookeeper.

The zoo's most popular
attraction,
the gorilla,
had suddenly died
and

the zookeeper wanted the mime to

dress up like a gorilla to keep

attendance up until another
gorilla
was found.

The mime accepted the offer. The
next
morning, he suited up and
entered the
gorilla cage before
the crowds arrived.

He had a great time sleeping,
playing,
swinging on tires, and
making fun of
people, but eventually
the crowds were
tiring of
his antics
and started paying
more
attention to the lion in the next
cage.

The mime wanted the
attention
by this
point, so he climbed
to the top of his
cage, crawled across a
partition and
dangled from the
top of the
lion's cage.

The visitors loved it. At the end of the day,
the zookeeper gave
him a raise
for
keeping the
crowds so entertained.

This continued for several days, with
the
crowds growing larger all the time.
But
1 day, the mime slipped
and fell
into
the lion's
cage.


The lion prepared to pounce
on the
terrified man. The mime ran around
the
cage, yelling and screaming for
help, but the
lion
was quick and
pinned
him to the ground.


He looked up at the lion with fear
showing
through his gorilla mask,
when the lion
growled
and said, "SHUT
UP YOU IDIOT!
DO YOU WANT
TO GET 'BOTH'

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