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A professor of chemistry wanted to
teach his 6th grade class a lesson
about "the evils" of liquor.
So he conducted an experiment
that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and
"Now, Class, observe closely the behavior
of the worms," said the prof putting a worm
1st into the water: the worm in water wriggled
about, happy as a worm in water could be.
The 2nd worm, he put into the whiskey:
it writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom,
dead as a door nail.
"Now, what lesson can we
derive from this experiment?"
the professor asked.
Johnny, who naturally sits in the back,
raised his hand and wisely, responded,
"DRINK WHISKEY AND YOU
WON'T GET WORMS."
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