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Too Smart A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 6th grade class a lesson about "the evils" of liquor. So he conducted an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and 2 worms. "Now, Class, observe closely the behavior of the worms," said the prof putting a worm 1st into the water: the worm in water wriggled about, happy as a worm in water could be. The 2nd worm, he put into the whiskey: it writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a door nail. "Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked. Johnny, who naturally sits in the back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, "DRINK WHISKEY AND YOU   WON'T GET WORMS."

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