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Too Smart
A professor of chemistry wanted to
teach
his 6th grade class a lesson
about "the evils"
of liquor.

So he conducted an experiment

that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and
2 worms.

"Now, Class, observe closely
the behavior
of the worms,"
said the prof putting a worm
1st
into the water: the worm in water wriggled

about, happy as a worm in
water could be.

The 2nd
worm, he put into the whiskey:
it writhed painfully, and
quickly sank to the bottom,
dead as a door nail.

"Now, what lesson can we
derive from this experiment?"
the professor asked.

Johnny, who naturally sits in
the back,
raised his hand and wisely,
responded,
"DRINK WHISKEY AND YOU
  WON'T GET
WORMS."The Net perks U UP... like a "GOOD" cup of Java... yah! :-D

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