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Potato Planting
A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold
farm together until her husband can get out. She's
NOT, however,
very good at farm work, so she writes
a letter to him in jail.

"Dear sweetheart, I want to plant the potatoes. When
  is the best
time to do it?"

The farmer writes back: "Honey, doN'T go near that
field. That's
where all my guns are buried."

But, because he is in jail, all of the farmer's mail is
So when the sheriff and his deputies read
this, they all run out to the
farm and dig up the entire
field looking for guns. After 2 full days of a lot
of digging, they doN'T
find 1 single weapon.

The farmer then writes to his wife, "Honey, nowThe Net perks U UP... like a "GOOD" cup of Java... yah! :-D
when you
should plant the potatoes."

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