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2 smart fellows were in a pub.
They called the barkeeper over and asked him to
settle an argument.
"Are there 2 pints in a quart
or 4?", asked 1.
"There be 2 pints in a quart," he confirmed.
They moved back along the bar and soon the
barmaid asked for their order.
"2 pints please, Miss,
and they're on the
The barmaid doubted that her boss would be
so generous, so one of the fellows called out
to him at the other end of the bar, "You
did say 2 pints,
he called back, 2 pints."
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