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Teacher:
Why are you late?
Marcus:
Because of the sign.

Teacher:
What sign?
Marcus:
The 1 that says,
"School Ahead, 
  Go Slow."

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Teacher:
Tommy, how old were you
on your last birthday?

Tommy:
7.

Teacher:

How old will you be
on your next birthday?

Tommy:
9.

Teacher:

That's impossible.
Tommy:
No, it isN'T, Teacher. 
I'm 8 today.

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Teacher:
Myron, name 1 important thing
we have
today that we didN'T
have 10 years ago.


Myron:

Me!
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Teacher:
Frankie, why do you
always get so dirty?


Frankie:

Well, I'm a lot closer to the
ground than you are.

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Ellen:
Hey Dad, can you write in the dark?

Father:
I think so, honey. What do you
want me to write?


Ellen:

Your name on this report card.
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Teacher:
In this box, I have a 10-foot snake ... .

Stephen:
Ah, you caN'T fool us, Teacher!
Snakes doN'T have feet.

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Teacher:
How can you prevent diseases
caused by biting insects?

Jonathan:
Uuhh ...  .
DoN'T bite any.

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Teacher:
Elloise, give me a sentence
starting with 'I'.

Elloise:
I is ... .

Teacher:

No, Elloise. 
Always say, "I am."

Elloise:
All right ...
"I am the 9th letter

 of the alphabet."

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Mommy:
Why on earth did you swallow
the money I gave you?

Benny:
But, Mommy, you said it was
my lunch money.

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Ms. Jones:
So, if I had 7 oranges in 1 hand 
and
8 oranges in the other, 
what would I have?

George Jr.:
Really *BIG* hands!
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Teacher:
George, go to the map
and find North America.

George:
Here it is
Right here!

Teacher:
Correct. 
Now, class,
who discovered America?

Class:

George!
The Net perks U UP... like a "GOOD" cup of Java... yah! :-D

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