"Why NOT add some intrigue
to your life and have an affair?"
Doug suggested.

"But what if my wife finds out?"

"Heck, this is a new age we live in, Bill.
Go ahead and tell her about it!"

So Bill went home and said, "Dear, I
think an affair will bring
us closer together."

"Forget it," said his wife. 
"I'VE TRIED THAT.
It never worked."