Right! A husband stepped on 1 of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight, and dropped in a coin. "Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful, and a great husband." "Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too."

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