A new school teacher injured his back and had to wear a
plaster cast around the upper part of his body, but it
fit under his shirt so he dressed up and went to school.
His 1st class was full of unruly students who were giving
him a rough time. He gave the students a reading assignment
and sat at his desk, but a strong breeze from an open window
made his tie flap annoyingly. He kept rearranging the tie as
the entire class laughed at him.
Finally, the teacher got so frustrated with his flapping tie, he
took A BIG STAPLER off his desk and stapled the tie
to his chest in several places.
From that day onwards, discipline
was never a problem in his class.
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