A lawyer's dog, running about
unleashed, makes a b-line for the local
butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter.
The butcher goes to the lawyer's
office and asks, "If a dog, running unleashed, steals
a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to
demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"
"Absolutely," the lawyer responded.
The butcher immediately shot back, "Good! You
owe me $7.99 for the roast your dog stole from
me this morning."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a cheque
A few days later, the butcher,
browsing through his mail,
finds an envelope from the lawyer.
The contents read "Consultation: $25."
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