3 older ladies were discussing the
travails of getting older.
1 said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar
of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refri-
gerator and caN'T remember whether I need
to put it away, or start making a sandwich."
The other says, "Boy am I glad I doN'T have
that problem! Knock on wood." And she gave
the table a quick rap with her knuckles.
The 2nd lady chimed in, "Yes, some times
I find myself in the stairwell and caN'T remember
whether I was on my way up or on my way down."
The 3rd 1 responded, " Well, I'm glad I
doN'T have that problem; knock on wood."
Just after rapping her knuckles
on the table, shet ells them, "That
must be the door: I'll get it!"
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