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panda has to do,
what a panda has to do
A panda walks into a restaurant,
sits down and orders a sandwich.
He EATS the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and SHOOTS
at waiters as they pass by.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager
shouts, "Hey! Where are you going?
You just shot at my waiters and
you didN'T pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the
manager, "Hey man, I'M A PANDA!
LOOK IT UP!"
The manager opens his
dictionary and sees the following
DEFINITION FOR PANDA:
"A tree-dwelling marsupial
of Asian origin, characterized
by distinct black and white
coloring. EATS SHOOTS and
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